Funny Mother’s Day 2016 jokes clean one liners : There are all jealous of moms Happy Mother's Day 2016! Mother's Day is usually in most countries (May 10 this year) is celebrated on the second Sunday of May. A modern celebration honoring one's mother, like her mother and maternal ties. We have Mother's Day Mother for adults and seniors and jokes, funny mother day, clean humor .
1. Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.
2. To make your stupid son of a man of twenty minutes, and it takes a woman twenty years to make another woman.
3. He is very smart and clever, because my father is not a good thing.
4. Question: What do you call a mother can not take? A. Tracy.
5. Science Teacher: When boiling point is reached? Student: Seeing my mother rationing!
6. When the mother crying when you were born ... .. was the only time he smiled.
7. Mom "Far from four rooms Yell" and loves to play this game I get bored when I do not hear call.
8. Q: Why mothers do not wear watches? A: There is a clock on the stove.
9. Question: What did your mother baby broom broom? A: The sweep was time to go!
10. My mother says to her house, but the magic happens when it's time to clean my house too
Funny Mother’s Day 2016 jokes clean one liners
1. Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.
2. To make your stupid son of a man of twenty minutes, and it takes a woman twenty years to make another woman.
3. He is very smart and clever, because my father is not a good thing.
4. Question: What do you call a mother can not take? A. Tracy.
5. Science Teacher: When boiling point is reached? Student: Seeing my mother rationing!
6. When the mother crying when you were born ... .. was the only time he smiled.
8. Q: Why mothers do not wear watches? A: There is a clock on the stove.
9. Question: What did your mother baby broom broom? A: The sweep was time to go!
10. My mother says to her house, but the magic happens when it's time to clean my house too
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